[This article is peppered with misspellings and grammatical errors. I got tired of adding “[sic]” to every one – if you see it and it’s wrong, it was “published” that way.]
CHESAPEAK RIPPER RIPS AGAIN
It appears that the Chesapeak Ripper has struck again. His latest victim, Dr. Paul Carruthers, prominent Baltimore psychologist was found earlier today. A gruesome slaying, that appeared to have caused the victim great physical distress, can only be the work of the so-called Chesapeak Ripper, recently escaped from prison. The nature of the wounds seem to be sending a strong message to law enforcement, particularily Agent Jack Crawford of the FBI. Local law enforcement and the FBI were not available for comment. This reporter is continuing to investigate and will bring you updates as they become available.
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