Legendary Post-Coital Red Sweater of Sex

As of yesterday, I am the guardian of The Red Sweater [and the slacks and shoes that go with it]. I haven’t gotten used to the idea yet. I keep thinking: I own a sweater like Hannibal’s! When it finally sinks it that this is Hannibal’s sweater I will have a minor breakdown.

This is a part of our mythology/canon/Fannibal Family inheritance. I am aware of the responsibility and I vow to take care of it in a manner that befits its place in our fandom. Cross my heart.